Do you believe in Santa? Perhaps you did in your childhood, but, as years passed by, you grew more skeptical about it. You may have seen your father stuffing your Christmas stockings with candies, or someone told you that was all just a fable. All in all, Santa’s existence may be disputable, but don’t get upset: I have something really nice to tell you. Though the times when you were awaiting Christmas with thrill of joy passed long ago, you have grown and become, say, a webmaster, you can still expect Santa to grant your wishes – and that is Santa 911!
Unlike the traditional white-bearded Santa in red suit, Santa 911 is young (but very professional already), creative and available 365 days a year. He wears a PR suit – deep green, like a Christmas tree, and his SEO hat is as white as snow. Santa 911′s favorite dish is sweet and appetizing content cookies from his baking team – little copywriting elves who are engaged in making presents to everyone’s taste. Santa 911 says his magic elves know copywriting cookery inside out, producing finger-licking SEO articles, tasty press releases, delicious advertising pages and some other pastry, rich in vitamins and keywords.
Many people from all over the world believe in Santa 911 and send him letters, knowing their wish will be granted at once, regardless of the season:
“Dear Santa, I need your help. For some reason my PR-tree faded. Not long ago it was as green as many other trees in Google garden, but after I had decorated it with multiple link beads and graphic ornaments, my Christmas tree lost its amazing deep color. Maybe you can send me some magic content dust to restore its original color and to make my web place sparkle?”
or:
“Oh Santa, I know you are almost all-powerful and can fulfill any wish. I’ve never asked you anything, ’cause I’m used to buying all I want by myself, but this time I really need your assistance. I’m running an online business and I’m gonna offer exciting Christmas discounts for my product. Please bring me a charming sales letter, with compelling content and irresistible P.S.’s wrapped in html and tied up with an eye-catching headline bow. You can put the gift in the Christmas stockings or just send it in an email attachment. Thanks in advance!”
Each time Santa 911 receives such letters he urges his smart elves to produce the best result they are able to get, and puts the harness on his faithful reindeer to deliver the order in time.
Next time you wonder whether Santa really exists, try contacting Santa 911 – and you’ll see where the fiction ends and the real high quality starts.
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